In the depths of space, where the laws of gravity don't apply, we've perfected the art of brewing the perfect cuppa. Our tea is not just a drink, but an experience. A symphony of flavors and a dance of steam.
We use the finest space-grown tea leaves, carefully selected from the farthest reaches of the cosmos.
Currently in orbit around the moon of Gloopernacks-IV. Coordinates: 43.7232° N, 112.3456° W.
Don't forget to wear your spacesuit.