Assam Tea Protocol

Step 1: Prepare the Environment

Ensure the room is at a comfortable temperature. Not too hot, not too cold. Just like Goldilocks, it's all about finding the sweet spot.

Dim the lights to create an ambiance that's perfect for sipping tea.

Put on some soft background music, preferably something classical and soothing. Nothing too jarring or modern, we're trying to relax here.

Now, take a deep breath and let the calmness wash over you.

Step 2: Selecting the Ideal Tea

Don't be like the common folk, who settle for just any ol' tea. No, no, no. Choose the one that's been carefully crafted for the sophisticated connoisseur.

A strong black tea for the bold, a delicate green for the refined. Whatever your heart desires, but make sure it's the good stuff.