Tea-ragers Guild Membership Application - Don't Mess With Us!

Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly absurd membership application on the web.

Fill out the application below, but don't expect any special treatment. We're a tough crowd.

Name: Reason for Applying: Apply Now!

Don't bother applying if you're not willing to get your tea in your eye.

Hyperlinks to other pages:

• Mission Statement
• Rules of Engagement
• Frequently Asked Questions