Because, honestly, you're probably just here for the drama
Here's a cup of tea, and a healthy dose of complaining:
The Overpriced Teas of Despair Tea and Antidepressants: A Match Made in Heaven The Rules of Tea Ranting Tea for the Ages: A Time-Traveling Tea ReviewRule 1: Always use whole milk
Rule 2: Never use those tiny tea bags
Rule 3: Complain loudly, but never actually do anything about it