Earl Grey, The Most High-Brow of Tea Types

Welcome to the esteemed world of Earl Grey, where even the bergamotin' is a cut above the rest. Our tea is so posh, you'll need a monocle just to sip it.

Our Blend

We take the finest Assam tea leaves, infused with the essence of bergamot, and serve it up with a dash of sophistication. It's the perfect brew for the discerning palate.

But don't just take our word for it, our loyal subjects rave about our Earl Grey:

"It's like sipping a cloud, but with more attitude." - Reginald P. Bottomsworth

"I'd rather drink Earl's tea than attend a tea party." - Lady Whiskerface

Want to try some? Visit our tea tasting notes for the full rundown on our brews!