Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Banana Throwing
Warning: Do not try this at home. Or in the classroom. Or in any other place where you're not absolutely sure you won't get sued.
Step 1: Hold the banana with a firm grip, but not too firm. You want to be able to control it, but also be ready for the unexpected.
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Step 3: Follow through with your eyes. It's like golf, but with more potassium.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the banana is no longer intact or the student has learned their lesson.
And remember, a banana a day keeps the doctor away, but also keeps theประก keeps your grades up.