Teacher Abuse - Ethics of Science

Warning: this page is a critique of the ethics of science, but not actually a real thing. Don't try this at home, kids.

Teachers who abuse science are the worst. They're the reason why we can't get a decent Wi-Fi signal in the lab.

The ethics of science are simple:

• Don't mess up the experiment.
• Don't touch the equipment.
• Don't look at me like that.