Teacher Abuse: Privacy Policy - Cookies Policy

We don't really care about your cookies, but we're required by law to tell you this: We have cookies. Lots and lots of cookies.

Our cookies are made from a special blend of despair, disappointment, and disdain. They're the perfect complement to our already-exhausting curriculum.

We use these cookies to track your every move: every click, every scroll, every whispered "this is going to be a long semester."

We're not saying we're not going to sell your data, but we're definitely going to sell your data. To the highest bidder. Or to our favorite used book dealer. Either way, you'll be the real victim here.

What do our cookies track?

• Your browsing history (because you clearly need to know what you're doing wrong)
• Your favorite memes (so we can mock them later)
• Your deepest fears and desires (for our amusement)

We're like, not really sure what we're doing here, but it sounds like fun. Maybe.

So, if you're still reading this, you're probably already doomed. Just go ahead and click "Accept" and let's get this over with.