Welcome, students, to the most fun you'll ever have in a classroom! This course covers the art of subtly manipulating your teachers into giving you extra credit, extensions, and snacks.
Learn how to maintain eye contact for extended periods without actually looking at your teacher.
Practice making awkward small talk during office hours to create a sense of familiarity.
Perfect the art of smiling at your teacher without actually being happy.
Determine the optimal distance for maintaining a subtle yet commanding presence in the classroom.
Practice using your gaze to control your teacher's emotions and reactions.
Learn to make your teacher feel seen and heard without actually listening.
Understand the psychological principles behind getting what you want without being obvious.
Learn to use positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement, and operant conditioning to control your teacher's decisions.
Practice using mirroring to create a sense of unity and rapport with your teacher.