Teacher Profiles

Our Most Abusive Teachers

Mr. Johnson: The Grammar Police

A stickler for proper sentence structure, Mr. Johnson will deduct points from your grade for every comma splice, subject-verb agreement error, and misplaced modifier.

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Mrs. Smith: The Quiz Lady

Mrs. Smith has been known to give out 20-question, 10-minute exams on the most obscure topics, just to see how well you can regurgitate facts under pressure.

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Dr. Lee: The Science Wizard

Dr. Lee has a Ph.D. in making you feel inferior about your lack of scientific knowledge, but hey, at least he's got a great collection of lab-grown bacteria.

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