Our esteemed faculty of highly caffeinated instructors have spent years honing their craft to ensure you'll never learn anything useful, but will always have a good time.
Our teaching philosophy is centered around creating an environment that's 90% boredom, 10% existential dread, and 100% crippling student debt.
Disclaimer: Side effects of our teaching philosophy may include, but are not limited to:
I'm not saying I'm a functioning member of society, but this course has been a real challenge.
My professor's lectures are so bad, I've taken to bringing my pillow to class for comfort.
Who needs a social life when you have ramen noodles and a 4am wake-up call?