Teacher Burnout

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Causes of Teacher Burnout:

Bad Parenting - When your parents are more invested in your grades than in you, you may develop a sense of existential dread.

Underfunding - When your school is run on a budget of stale air and broken dreams, you may lose all sense of hope.

Overwork - When your teacher is more tired than a sloth on valium, you may start to question the meaning of life itself.

But fear not, brave students! For there is hope. And that hope is: Overpaid teachers who are too busy collecting their paychecks to notice your despair.