Principle 3: The Art of Effective Procrastination

Also known as "The Science of Doing Absolutely Nothing Productive," Principle 3 is the cornerstone of the modern teacher's pet lifestyle.

According to our research, the key to achieving this principle is to:

• Develop a strong relationship with the coffee machine
• Maintain a comprehensive collection of cat videos on your phone
• Learn to recite the entirety of your syllabus from memory

Sub-Principles:

Sub-Principle 1: The Coffee-Fueled Cycle

Sub-Principle 2: Feline Distractions

Sub-Principle 3: The Syllabus-Singing Phenomenon