Welcome to the Teachers' LoungeMembership Rules | Secret Handshake

We're not really teachers, just a bunch of misfits who like to complain about our students.

But seriously, we're here to help you cope with the existential crisis of grading papers all day, every day.

Exclusive Benefits

  • Unlimited access to the teachers' parking lot
  • Free soda machine with 2-for-1 discounts on diet soda
  • Biweekly meetings to complain about students on the school's dime