Teaching Your Children to Play Dice with the Devil
Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Or the sane.
Step 1: Gather Your Child and a Single Six-Sided Die
Start by gathering your child around you, and a trusty six-sided die. Make sure the die is clean, and not possessed by a malevolent spirit.
Next, hold the die in your hand, and make a series of menacing faces at your child.
"Ha! You'll be playing with the devil's dice, and I'll be the one pulling the strings!"
Continue to Step 2: The Curse of the Number 6