Our team is serious about safety. If you don't wear a helmet, you're not part of the team.
We have feelings, and those bikes are our babies. Don't be the person who touches someone else's bike and breaks their heart.
We're not exactly the most adventurous bunch, so don't try to blaze your own trail. Stick to the map, or you might end up lost in the woods... of despair.
We're not a bunch of slackers, so show up on time for meetings. Unless you're late, in which case you're probably a slacker.