2020-02-01
On this glorious day, our fearless leader, Bob, ate a 3-pound burrito in 5 minutes and 42 seconds, setting a new office record.
Other notable feats:
- John finished a 10-hour coding marathon without getting a haircut, despite his beard reaching 10 inches in length.
- Jane solved a Rubik's Cube in 5.3 seconds, beating her previous record by 0.2 seconds.
2020-06-01
The team collectively ate 17 pounds of pizza during the company picnic, earning us a spot in the company record book.
Notable attendees:
- Bob, our esteemed leader, who ate 4 whole pies by himself.
- Jen, who managed to eat 2 whole pies without getting any on her face.
2021-01-01
We collectively watched 47 hours of cat videos, setting a new team record for most hours spent watching internet cat videos.
Other notable feats:
- Our team's collective cat hair collection reached an all-time high of 27.5 pounds.
- Mike, our resident IT specialist, fixed 17 printers in one day, setting a new team record.
2021-06-01
The team successfully completed a 5K charity walk, while simultaneously arguing over who ate the last donut in the break room.
Notable participants:
- John, who wore a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt to the event.
- Sarah, who wore a "I'm with Binge Eaters Anonymous" t-shirt and ate 3 donuts during the walk.
2022-01-01
We collectively solved 37 math problems in one hour, setting a new team record for most math problems solved in an hour.
Other notable feats:
- David, who correctly solved 23 problems in one sitting, despite having a 2-year old in a stroller.
- Emily, who solved 5 problems, but only after eating 3 whole pizzas.