Escape Room Of Desperation

Located in the heart of Nowheresville, the Escape Room Of Desperation is the place to come for team-building exercises that will leave you questioning every life choice that led you here.

Team Building Tips for the Desperate

Here are some expertly curated tips for surviving this, the most desperate team-building exercise of all time:

• Don't try to escape. It's not going to happen.
• Focus on the art of despair.
• Make friends with the vending machine. It's the only one that will be on your side.

Subpage 1: Vending Machine Etiquette

Learn how to properly interact with the vending machine, the only friend you have left.

Subpage 2: Desperation Techniques

Discover the ancient art of turning hopelessness into a competitive advantage.

Subpage 3: The Art of Accepting Defeat

Learn to surrender to the inevitable, and find peace in the crushing despair.