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Employee #10-3 is a ticking time bomb

Our patented Burnout-Virus-Self-Test indicates that Employee #10-3 is at risk of spontaneous combustion.

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Employee #10-3 may cause:

Exacerbated eye strain from excessive staring at spreadsheets
Severe wrist strain from overuse of the mouse button
Uncontrollable urges to play solitaire during meetings

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Disclaimer: The Burnout-Virus-Self-Test is a registered trademark of this company. Results not scientifically proven, but highly likely.