Welcome, team member! Congratulations, you've made it to the Burnout-Virus-Self-Test page! This is the place where you can test your limits and see just how much you can push yourself until you collapse from exhaustion.
Rules:
- 1. Stay awake for at least 48 hours straight.
- 2. Check your email every 5 seconds.
- 3. Use only 3-day-old coffee.
- 4. Repeat the company slogan ("I'd Rather Be Burned Out Than Cared About") until it's etched into your brain like a tribal tattoo.
Remember, the goal is to reach 10-4, where you'll be rewarded with a year's supply of stale office air and a participation trophy that's been sitting in the supply closet since 2007.
Continue to 10-5: The Dark Ages