Team Building: Burnout-Virus-Self-Test

This is a test of your mental fortitude, your will to survive, and your ability to pretend to care.

Instructions

1. Click on the button below and pretend to be excited to start.

2. Answer 5 questions, each designed to test your mental and emotional endurance. Don't worry, it's not like you'll be trapped in a never-ending cycle of monotony.

  1. Do you feel a sense of existential dread when faced with a meeting at 8 AM on a Monday?
  2. Do you secretly believe that 'synergy' is just a buzzword?
  3. Have you ever fantasized about escaping to a remote island with a decent internet connection?
  4. Do you think 'collaboration' is just a euphemism for 'I'm going to micromanage your lunch break'?
  5. Do you feel a sense of ennui when your boss uses the phrase 'disruption'?

Scoring

For each question, you'll get 1 point for 'no', 0 points for 'yes', and -1 points for 'I'm not sure'. Don't worry, it's not like it matters.

Points: 0

Results

You're a shell of a human being with no soul. Congratulations.

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