Phase 2: The Burnout Virus Self-Test

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society?

Do you feel like you've been going through the motions, but somehow, someway, somewise?

Then you're in luck! Our Burnout Virus Self-Test will help you identify the root of your existential dread.

• Phase 3: The Self-Induced Coma
• Phase 4: The Existential Crisis

The Burnout Virus Self-Test: A Guide to Losing Your Mind

Step 1: Take our 20-question survey to identify your level of burnout.

• 1. How many hours have you spent playing video games this week?
• 2. How many days have you gone without taking a lunch break?
• 3. How many times have you thought about quitting your job this month?
• 4. How many hours have you spent scrolling through social media this week?

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Phase 3: The Self-Induced Coma