Burnout-Virus Self-Test Results

Congratulations, you're a functioning member of Team Burnout!

As a result of your rigorous self-test, we can confirm that you have reached critical burnout levels:

• Extreme eye-rolling: 95%
• Uncontrollable sighs: 87%
• Desperation for a break: 100%

We're glad you're here, even if it's just to pretend to be functioning.

Recommended self-care:

• Take a 5-minute break to stare at a wall.
• Practice deep breathing exercises while imagining a peaceful forest.
• Consider a 3-hour lunch break, just for you.

Need more help?

Fine print, read this.