Burnout Virus Symptoms
- Excessive eye-rolling
- Increased cynicism towards coworkers
- Spontaneous combustion of enthusiasm
- Uncontrollable urge to play video games during meetings
- Severe case of the "meh's"
Possible Causes:
- Lack of adequate caffeine intake
- Insufficient vacation time
- Unsustainable work-life balance
- Too many meetings
Treatment:
- Seek immediate medical attention
- Take a 4-day weekend
- Engage in moderate exercise (e.g., eye-rolling)
- Absorb copious amounts of dark humor
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