Burnout Virus Symptoms

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Increased cynicism towards coworkers
• Spontaneous combustion of enthusiasm
• Uncontrollable urge to play video games during meetings
• Severe case of the "meh's"

Possible Causes:

• Lack of adequate caffeine intake
• Insufficient vacation time
• Unsustainable work-life balance
• Too many meetings

Treatment:

• Seek immediate medical attention
• Take a 4-day weekend
• Engage in moderate exercise (e.g., eye-rolling)
• Absorb copious amounts of dark humor

Subpages:

• Team-Building Activities
• Burnout Virus Self-Test
• Corporate Medication