Procrastination Is Just Productivity

Welcome to Procrastination Is Just Productivity 101, where we're redefining the art of doing nothing.

The Procrastination Paradox

You're not lazy, you're just highly efficient. Think of it as a productivity technique:

• Multitasking: Doing multiple things at once, like watching cat videos and browsing Reddit.
• Pipelining: Focusing on the most important task, which is usually playing video games.
• Batching: Doing all your work in one go, like eating an entire pizza by yourself.