Because you're clearly not a productive member of society, let's dive into the depths of unproductive team meetings. Overpaid Consultants are a great place to start, since you've probably got some_goals and a vision that nobody actually shares. Excruciatingly Long Words are a must-read for anyone who's been stuck in a meeting that felt like a hostage situation. Unnecessary Handouts might just make you question everything, including the point of having a team at all.
We'll explore the dark arts of turning meetings into productivity black holes, because apparently, that's what you people need.
Debriefing, Debriefing, Debriefing is our next stop, where we'll dissect the art of turning every conversation into a 5-minute summary of the obvious.
Don't say we didn't warn you.