Team Building Techniques For The Real Burnout Fairy

Section 1.3: Mandatory Group Text Message Chain

Because nothing brings a team closer together like forced, repetitive communication

Here are the top 5 ways to make your team love each other through a good old fashioned group text message chain:

1. The Morning Update

Send a group message at 6 am every day with the most mundane details of your personal life.

2. The Random Suggestion

Send a group message with a completely unrelated topic and expect everyone to respond.

3. The Passive Aggressive Check-In

Send a group message asking how everyone's day is going, with no intention of actually caring.

4. The Fake Urgency

Send a group message with an artificial deadline to get everyone moving on a non-urgent project

5. The Group Therapy Session

Send a group message asking for everyone to share their deepest secrets and fears.

Remember, it's all about building that team bond!

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