Because even the most mythical creatures need a schedule.
Current Schedule:
2023-02-20: 08:00 - Meeting with the Cthulhu Cultists 2023-02-21: 09:00 - Mandatory team-building exercise: "Who can eat the most Cheetos?" 2023-02-22: 10:00 - Coffee break: 3 hours, 2 mugs, 1 refill 2023-02-23: 11:00 - The annual "Who can touch the most coworkers" contest 2023-02-24: 12:00 - Lunch: 1 hour, 1 pizza, infinite arguments 2023-02-25: 13:00 - The "I can do your job, but I'll never do it for free" seminar 2023-02-26: 14:00 - The bi-weekly "Why did we hire this person?" discussion 2023-02-27: 15:00 - The quarterly "Who ate the last donut" inquisition 2023-02-28: 16:00 - The semi-annual "Why is the coffee machine always broken?" symposium 2023-03-01: 17:00 - The annual "I quit" party
Upcoming Events: