What is an Underwater Cubicle Disorder?
Underwater Cubicle Disorder (UCD) is a real and terrifying condition where an individual becomes trapped in their desk, unable to escape the crushing despair of their 9-to-5 job.
Common symptoms of UCD include:
- Recurring dreams about being stuck in a never-ending cycle of meetings.
- Increased reliance on vending machine coffee to survive the day.
- A growing sense of hopelessness when faced with a Monday morning.
Don't worry, you're not alone! There are treatment options available, including:
- Submersion therapy: a form of therapy where the individual is slowly lowered into a tank of water to simulate the feeling of being trapped.
- Escape room-style team-building exercises: designed to help teams work together to escape the cubicle before it's too late.
- Free coffee Fridays: a proven treatment option for those suffering from caffeine withdrawal.