Billy's Excuse Me Generator
A tool for the chronically absent
Generate the perfect excuse to get out of work, social events, or other obligations
Choose your excuse:
I've come down with a sudden case of "The Plague of the Month"
My goldfish is stuck in the toilet
I've had a family member die in the past hour
My car has a "mysterious" flat tire
Where are you trying to get out of?
Work
School
Social Event
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