John Smith - IT Department
I'm not sure what I'm doing here. I was told it was some sort of 'team building exercise', but I'm pretty sure it was actually some sort of cruel and unusual punishment.
- Still managed not to trip over a single obstacle
- Only cried once (and it was just from dust in my eye)
- Didn't actually get lost
Jane Doe - Marketing Manager
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that I managed to make it through the course or the fact that I convinced everyone to buy me a participation trophy.
- Completed the course 3 minutes faster than the next closest competitor
- Convinced 5 people to give me their lunch money
- Still managed to maintain a perfect manicure
Bob Johnson - CEO
I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact that I made it through the course or the fact that I managed to expense it as a 'business development opportunity'
- Completed the course while wearing a full suit and tie
- Used company resources to hire personal guide dog (a pug in a vest)
- Managed to get everyone to sign a non-disclosure agreement before taking a group photo