Welcome to John's Escape Room Caper! You've been trapped in this room by the nefarious CEO of Punderland Inc., Reginald P. Bottomsworth. You must use your wits to escape before he returns with a rolling d20 and a clip on your ear.
You are currently in a small, poorly-lit room with a single flickering light bulb. The walls are adorned with a cryptic message scrawled in what appears to be blood:
The answer is in the punchbowl.
Examine the punchbowl for clues or try to disable the light bulb.