Welcome to the team that's as exciting as a wet sock. We're the ones who make the coffee, stare at spreadsheets, and occasionally remember to show up to meetings on time.
Our fearless leader is BlandyMcBlandface, who has been with the company since 2005 and has managed to not get fired yet. His expertise lies in the fields of middle-management and doing just enough to get by.
We're not actually boring, we swear. We have feelings too, even if they're not very exciting ones.