Meet Pixelstein, Our Fearsome Feline Overlord
With an iron paw and an iron will, Pixelstein leads our team with an unrelenting passion for catnip and world domination.
When he's not busy plotting world conquest, Pixelstein can often be found lounging on his plush throne, dictating the terms of his feline minions.
Key Accomplishments:
- Established the Pixelstein Protocol, a system of efficient mouse hunting and cheese procurement.
- Successfully negotiated the acquisition of an endless supply of tuna for the office snack budget.
- Maintained an impeccable grooming schedule, ensuring his majestic mane remains the envy of all felines.
Core Values:
We, the minions of Pixelstein, uphold the following core values:
- Crafting the perfect nap schedule for maximum productivity.
- Strategically deploying catnip to ensure optimal focus and motivation.
- Unwavering commitment to belly rubs and treats.
Join the Feline Resistance:
Are you ready to join the ranks of Pixelstein's elite feline forces? Click below to learn more about our recruitment process.