Office Politics 101: A Guide to Not Being Miserable at Work
Chapter 1: The Art of Passive-Aggressive Communication
Learn how to subtly hint at your ideas without actually saying them, while still appearing to be a team player.
Techniques:
- Avoid direct questions; instead, ask for "feedback" or "input."
- Use phrases like "I think we could discuss..." or "Have you considered...?"
- Smile while you backstab.
Practice your skills
Chapter 2: The Power of Sarcasm and Eye-rolling
Master the art of feigning interest while secretly rolling your eyes.
Strategies:
- Use an exasperated tone to imply "I've heard it all before."
- Make a "that's interesting" comment while secretly face-palming.
- Develop a "I'm not sure what to say" expression.
Refine your technique
Chapter 3: The Fine Art of Gaslighting
Convince your coworkers that their ideas are yours all along, while still secretly controlling the narrative.
Methods:
- Use phrases like "I was just about to say that..." or "I think we should."
- Smize (smize, smile while you manipulate).
- Develop a talent for "forgetting" previous agreements.
Become a master manipulator