FAQs for the Neo-Brutalist Meditation Room
Q: What is the point of this meditation room?
- Because, let's be real, the only thing keeping you from achieving world peace is your own mind.
- Or, you know, just to get away from the existential dread of being a sentient being.
- To find inner peace, but mostly just to find a decent Wi-Fi signal.
Q: What are the rules?
- No phones, no computers, no social media. Just you, a cushion, and your thoughts.
- No talking, no whispering, no thinking about talking or whispering.
- No judging, no criticizing, no thinking about judgment or criticism.
Q: Will I get any work done here?
- Maybe, but let's be real, you're not exactly the most productive person in the world.
- Unless you count contemplating the meaninglessness of existence as "work".
- But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell when you get back to the office.