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FAQs for the Neo-Brutalist Meditation Room

Q: What is the point of this meditation room?

Because, let's be real, the only thing keeping you from achieving world peace is your own mind.
Or, you know, just to get away from the existential dread of being a sentient being.
To find inner peace, but mostly just to find a decent Wi-Fi signal.

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Q: What are the rules?

No phones, no computers, no social media. Just you, a cushion, and your thoughts.
No talking, no whispering, no thinking about talking or whispering.
No judging, no criticizing, no thinking about judgment or criticism.

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Q: Will I get any work done here?

Maybe, but let's be real, you're not exactly the most productive person in the world.
Unless you count contemplating the meaninglessness of existence as "work".
But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell when you get back to the office.

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