Team Building Budget: Where Sarcasm Meets Sarcasm
Welcome to the most underwhelming team building experience in the world! Where the highlight of the day will be when our team leader, "ChiefSassyPantsAssistent," finally shows up to give a 3-hour presentation on "Synergy, and Why You're Not Doing It Right."
**Important Note:** Our team building budget is completely not a real thing. We're not actually spending any money on this. But hey, at least the free pizza will be free!