Team Building: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Mediocrity

Our team is a finely tuned machine, a symphony of mediocrity. We strive to achieve the lowest possible standard of excellence, because, let's be real, who needs great when you can have good?

Our core values:

• Overwork - We believe in pushing ourselves to the limit, and beyond. Because 60 hours a week is just the beginning.
• Mediocrity as a Way of Life - We aim to achieve the bare minimum, because, well, why strive for more?
• Bureaucracy - We're proud of our ability to create endless forms and meetings to slow down the process.

Join us, and together we'll achieve... something.