Dave's Page

Team Lead of Awkward Silences

Specialties:

• Unnecessary meetings
• Procrastination
• Occasional napping
• Unrelentless complaining

Subpages:

• Steve: Lord of the White Noise
• John: King of the Forgotten Passwords

Quirks:

• Always eats the last donut in the box
• Believes the best way to communicate is through passive-aggressive post-it notes
• Still uses flip phones

Contact:

Send complaints and suggestions to dave@neobrutalist.com