Our Values
Our team is built on a foundation of questionable ethics, dubious morals, and an unhealthy dose of sarcasm.
1. Be Unapologetically Mediocre
We strive to do the bare minimum. If we're not meeting your expectations, well, that's not our problem.
2. Embracing BureaucracyWe love making processes more complex, just for the fun of it.
3. Fostering a Culture of Passive-Aggressive FeedbackOur feedback is always constructive, unless it's not. And even then, it's still not.