Team Dinners 2022: A Year in Review

It's that time of the year where we gather around the dinner table and pretend to like each other's company.

• January: Pizza and awkward small talk about the weather.
• February: Fondue and heated debates about the meaning of life.
• March: Tacos and a game of "Who can eat the most without making a mess."
• April: Easter Egg Hunt and a 5-hour PowerPoint presentation about "synergy" and "disruption."
• May: A picnic in the park and a 30-minute discussion about "work-life balance."
• June: A BBQ and a 3-hour argument about who ate the last of the ice cream.
• July: A water park and a 4th of July celebration of our collective existential dread.
• August: A potluck and a 3-hour analysis of everyone's eating habits.
• September: A back-to-school dinner and a 2-hour discussion about "innovation" and "disruption."
• October: A Halloween party and a 30-minute round of "Bobbing for Apples" in the punch bowl.
• November: A Thanksgiving dinner and a 3-hour argument about who ate the last of the mashed potatoes.
• December: A Christmas party and a 2-hour round of "White Elephant" gift exchange.

Stay classy, team!