Meet The Team: Member 1

They're not really here for the free food, but it's a nice bonus.

Our team member 1

Specializing in: Doing the bare minimum, complaining about it, and then going back on their word.

Interests: Napping, eating Cheetos, and pretending to be interested in the team's work.

Fun fact: This person is secretly a 3AM DJ spinning obscure 90s techno.

Subteam: The "I'll Get Around To It" Squad

Our team member 1 is the captain of this subteam. They're the glue that holds this team together, and also the glue that holds this team's sanity together.

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