Meet the Team: 10

We're a team of 10 highly trained professionals, each with their own unique set of skills and talents. We're like a fine wine, only more bitter.

Meet the rest of us

1. Bob

Bob is our team leader, or as he likes to be called, the "King of Sarcasm". He's been with us since 2001 and has a Ph.D. in making fun of people.

2. Jane

Jane is our resident expert in all things coffee. She can tell you the exact amount of caffeine in a Starbucks Venti Iced Quad Shot, but can't tell you what her favorite color is.

3. Steve

Steve is our IT guy, or as he likes to call himself, the "IT Guy". He's been to 12 conferences, but still can't fix your printer.

4. Alex

Alex is our marketing guru, or as he likes to call himself, the "Marketing Mastermind". He's been in 5 different industries, but still can't get a decent haircut.

5. Mike

Mike is our resident expert in all things video games, or as he likes to call himself, the "Gaming Guru". He's beaten Dark Souls, but not his math homework.

6. Emily

Emily is our HR representative, or as she likes to call herself, the "People Person". She's been in 3 countries, but still can't get a decent Wi-Fi signal.

7. Chris

Chris is our accountant, or as he likes to call himself, the "Number Cruncher". He's got 12 cats, but still can't get a raise.

8. David

David is our CEO, or as he likes to call himself, the "Top Cat". He's been in 2 companies, but still thinks he's a rockstar.

9. Sarah

Sarah is our designer, or as she likes to call herself, the "Design Diva". She's got 5 degrees, but still can't fix her own computer.

10. John

John is our janitor, or as he likes to call himself, the "Janitor Extraordinaire". He's got 20 years experience, but still can't get a promotion.