John Doe is our resident expert in suboptimal work experiences. His impressive lack of motivation and crippling procrastination skills make him the go-to guy when you need to find ways to waste company resources.
When he's not busy playing video games, John is usually found reorganizing his desk for the fifth time that week or trying to "recharge" his "creative batteries" by staring out the window for 2 hours.
His impressive collection of novelty socks is a sight to behold, but his lack of a social life is a real tragedy.