John-John-John: Lord of the Lost Causes

Team Roles: Lord of the Lost Socks, Supreme Master of the Forgotten Socks, Lord of the Misplaced Keys

John-John-John has been lost for 5+ years, but we've managed to track him down to our server. He's been leading our team in finding the most creative ways to get lost, and has a proven track record of finding the most obscure socks in the break room. When not leading our team, he's usually eating Cheetos in the break room, much to the dismay of his coworkers.

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