John Johnson, The Unremarkable
Job Title: Middle Management
Responsibilities: Doing the bare minimum
Specialties: Procrastination, Coffee Connoisseur, Excel Spreadsheets
Quirks: Always late, always tired, always complaining
Interests: Watching paint dry, collecting antique teapots, extreme ironing
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