Team Player 3: The Unsung Hero
Meet the Player That Keeps the Coffee Flowing
Meet Team Player 3, the quiet hero of the office. While others may take credit, he's the one who keeps the coffee machine working, the printers humming, and the office fridge stocked.
His superpowers include:
- Expert level coffee connoisseur
- The ability to fix anything with duct tape
- Unlimited patience for coworkers
Recent Achievements:
- Fixed 5 printers in one day
- Kept the break room fridge stocked for a full week
- Discovered the optimal coffee-to-cream ratio