I'm Alice, the Human Calculator. My human brain is the most powerful, most amazing, most utterly useless thing in the world. Don't @ me.
When I'm not busy calculating the meaning of life, I enjoy long walks on the beach, eating pizza, and watching my favorite shows about people who are slightly less intelligent than me.
Want to learn how to be more like me? Check out my tutorial
I have a very fancy calculator that does math for me. It's a real thing of beauty, I tell you.
It has buttons, and numbers, and it does math, and stuff. You should see it for yourself.
Would you like to see some of my calculator's work? Click here
Want to reach out to me? Want to ask me to do some math for you? Want to tell me that I'm wrong about everything?
Email me at alice@human-calculator.com
Or, if you're feeling extra special, you can even send me a carrier pigeon.