Balthazar McSassface

Balthazar: The 3rd Floor Manager of this entire operation. He's in charge of the snacks, the stapler, and making sure the coffee machine doesn't run out of coffee. He has 12 cats, a love for velvet, and an uncanny ability to recite the entire script of "The Princess Bride" from memory.

Bertha, our fearless leader Zelda, the resident genius Tim, the guy who does the spreadsheets

Our team is a family of misfits, and Balthazar is the glue that holds us together (or not, depending on who you ask).