Credentials

Awards

  • Golden Scone of the Month Club
  • Best Jester of the Century (by a landslide)
  • Certificate of Appreciation for not setting off the fire alarms in the castle

Credentials

  • Master of Mischief, Lord of Lunacy, Sultan of Silliness
  • Expert in the art of making a good entrance
  • Champion of Chaos Theory (the kind that involves juggling chainsaws)

Quotes

  • "A good joke is like a good juggling act - it's all about the timing."
  • "I'm not a morning person, but I'm a night person, but I'm also an afternoon person, but never a noon person."
  • "The only thing that separates us is our ability to laugh at ourselves, unless we're the ones being laughed at, then it's just embarrassing."